What happens if you drive over a MacBook Pro

The guy forgot his MacBook Pro on the trunk of his car and drove off. When he realized, it had already fallen off and had been run over a few times by snow trucks and SUVs... So the guy dries it, tries to boot it and guess what: it doesn't start. My favorite: He's on apple care and will call them on monday to see if the can help him. Check out the pictures of the autopsy.